What makes a man marry? I saw this headline today on Yahoo. I’m sure they have they trot out the same boring answers, yada yada yada. Well, I’m here to tell them that the answer is easy. It’s a little date-rape drug women use on men called Beer. I was made aware of this oft-abused substance via a public service email a few days ago (Thank you, Carin, for bringing this to my attention!). It really brought to light for me the extensive insidiousness of this substance and its entrenched toehold in American society. People complain about the tobacco companies, but what we really should worry about is the proliferation of beer. How many unwanted hookups have occurred because of this toxic substance? How many, dare I say it, marriages? It is truly frightening indeed.
Aha! Finally an admission that it’s the other way around! You get US drunk!