I wrote to my good friend Goro in Hawaii. Because he is a fellow space creature, I asked him if he had seen the mother ship, that I was lost. He told me had not been able to locate the ship. He wondered whether I could take him to my leader. I had to tell him that I have no leader and that I have no brain.
“Haven’t you read the letter I received from Brain Restorative Services, LLC?” I asked him?
In case you are not aware, my brain was lost over the Bermuda Triangle some time ago. Aliens have no interest in me because there is no brain to probe. At least they are leaving my anus alone. There are some benefits to being brainless. I mean, you could end up president, you know? Then instead of taking people to your leader, others would bring people to you. If you were so inclined, you could pass them on to the aliens to study.