I signed up to elect Michael Palin for President. You can do it too. Simply click here to show your support. Anyway, as part of my support, I got a free cute fuzzy thing! It is so adorable. I love it. After I got the cute fuzzy thing, I received a thank you message from the campaign with instructions on how to proceed to ensure Mr. Palin is elected president. Part of my duties as a supporter include rubbing my cute fuzzy thing all over republicans and doing silly walks in government buildings. I’m going to get right on that.
You too should work to elect Michael Palin as president. As his website attests, he knows all about government processes. He even has proof. I would contend his foreign policy experience is far superior to Sarah Palin’s (no relation). She just lives near Russia. Michael Palin has actually lived IN a foreign country! This is obvious evidence of his foreign policy prowess. Sarah Palin is a hockey mom. Well, Michael Palin has actually worn ice skates! Further evidence again of his superiority as a presidential candidate.
America is truly beautiful my friends. It is a place of opportunity where anyone can attain the highest office in the land. Show your support for this dutiful and officious servant: MICHAEL PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!! (And don’t forget to pick up your free fuzzy thing.)
I urge you voters. Vote Michael Palin for president.