Okay. I know this is gross, but I had a little realization the other day. I was in Starbucks and had to use the restroom. I went in and noticed it smelled. I thought to myself, Man, Starbucks’ bathrooms always stink. Then I wondered why. Then I realized why. Starbucks is a coffee joint. What does coffee make you do? We all know. I can’t even drink the stuff because it turns my insides inside out. Starbucks bathrooms always stink because all those people are buying coffee then having to go poop. Yuck. I just don’t think I want to go the bathroom there anymore.