Starbucks Bathroom Epiphany

Okay.  I know this is gross, but I had a little realization the other day.  I was in Starbucks and had to use the restroom.  I went in and noticed it smelled.  I thought to myself, Man, Starbucks’ bathrooms always stink.  Then I wondered why.  Then I realized why.  Starbucks is a coffee joint.  What does coffee make you do?  We all know.  I can’t even drink the stuff because it turns my insides inside out.  Starbucks bathrooms always stink because all those people are buying coffee then having to go poop.  Yuck.  I just don’t think I want to go the bathroom there anymore.

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One thought on “Starbucks Bathroom Epiphany

  1. Okay. This is weird. I checked out my stats and of all my posts, this one has the most hits! What is UP with that? I write on racism, dharma, politics, everything, and it’s my post on poop that people view? That’s hilarious!

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