You winner in lottery national!
Ooooh! Excitement! I received an email today that said just these words. Can you believe it? Yeah, me neither. Somehow I think if I won the lottery, several things would be different. First of all, I would have had to have actually played the lottery, which I don’t, so it would be difficult to win. Second, wouldn’t you think they would notify me in some other manner than email? And finally, would the email really say, You winner in lottery national? Call me a fool, but I would think it would at least say You are a winner, not just You winner.
I hope I haven’t lost out by deeming this message junk and deleting it. I really hope I have not done some serious damage or something. Geez. Oh well. I have to hope I’ve done the right thing.
How could you pass this up? All you have to do is provide all of your bank account numbers and we’ll deposit your winning for you.