Microsoft Word is the stupidest, most non-intuitive, poorly designed, piece of crap, word-processing program ever designed. The morons who created it should all be taken out and whacked in the knees with bats and have needles poked into their nipples.
Here’s a concept, WORDPERFECT. Want a well-designed document, WordPerfect can do the job. Want a fucked up disaster mess of a document? Use Word.
Piece of shit. I hate it.