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from Elko, Nevada to Salt Lake City.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0400</image:title><image:caption>Driving along the highway in Nevada from Elko to Salt Lake, January 9, 2009, 9 a.m.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0398</image:title><image:caption>Forest along CA-89, mid-afternoon January 8, 2009, at about 3 p.m.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0397.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0397</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0395.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0395</image:title><image:caption>The snow along the highway was really minimal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0390.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0390</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0383.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0383</image:title><image:caption>California forest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0380</image:title><image:caption>A snowy meadow on the south side of CA-89.  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Some of them are visible in this shot, along with the miniscule snow cover.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0393.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0393</image:title><image:caption>This shot is one of the best for showing the extent of the damage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_03921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_03921</image:title><image:caption>Brown mountains.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0392</image:title><image:caption>None here either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0391</image:title><image:caption>No trees.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0387.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0387</image:title><image:caption>Not a lot of trees left on this mountain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0386.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0386</image:title><image:caption>Although we were concerned by how warm it was, we were actually glad we weren't driving through massive snow drifts!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0385</image:title><image:caption>This was a good view of one of the worst.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laragardner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_0384.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0384</image:title><image:caption>At least there are some sparse trees left at the bottom of the 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She loved riding in the truck with the dog.  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