Am I a Ghost?

I tried it again, to see whether or not I’m a ghost. I tried to walk through the door in my room. Not the frame, but the actual door. It didn’t work. I concluded that one of two possibilities must be true: One is that either I am not a ghost or that if I am a ghost, I am not capable of walking through doors. I wonder which it is.

I’m going to have to test some other theories to see whether or not I’m a ghost. I can make ghost sounds, but I don’t think that’s helpful because I think anyone can make a ghost sound even if they’re not a ghost. I do know that dogs bark at ghosts. My dogs bark at me, but they bark at lots of things, so that’s not helpful either.

I’m going to go sit with a sheet on my head and see if I can figure this out.

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