Yippeekayyaiyay! The couple who made the offer seem just perfect for this place. The wrote me a letter with their offer describing their impressions upon moving in, how they could tell how much love has been put into the house, and how excited they are to live here. I couldn’t ask for a better family [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Love’
House Sold, South Park, and Gross Out Videos
Posted in Friends, life, Personal, tagged elephant ass, elephants, Friends, Home, life, Love, Personal, South Park on March 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Molly
Posted in Animals, Family, Health, life, Love, Personal, tagged brain tumors, dogs, illness, Love, pain, seizures on March 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Woke up this morning to my dog Molly having a major seizure. Her head was all twisted to the left her spine all to the right she could not stand she was shitting and pissing herself and her eyes were pointing in opposite directions. It was horrible. I’m kind of weirded out by the fact [...]
More Love Guru Love Letters
Posted in Funny, How to, Humor, Love, Music, Relationships, Religion, tagged clothes, Funny, How to, Humor, Love, makeup, men, Music, nails, Relationships, Religion, Sex, Women on March 23, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Here are some more letters to help ladies find their way to true love. Based on the sheer number of letters I’ve received, I am absolutely certain that many of you have similar questions and will find comfort in these answers I have provided. Dear Love Guru, My boyfriend says he doesn’t like the music [...]
Love Guru Love Letters
Posted in Funny, How to, Humor, Love, Relationships, tagged clothes, Funny, How to, Humor, Love, makeup, men, pubic hair, Relationships, Sex, underwear, Women on March 18, 2008 | 9 Comments »
I received many questions after posting my recipe for love. Clearly finding love can be a touchy problem, and one about which many would like to find some answers. I regret that because of the incredible number of inquiries I received, I simply cannot answer most of them personally. However I have compiled some of [...]
Love Guru
Posted in Funny, How to, Humor, Love, Relationships, tagged clothes, Funny, How to, Humor, Love, makeup, men, Relationships, Sex, Women on March 15, 2008 | 11 Comments »
There are clear steps to getting the man of your dreams. I am here today to provide you some insight into those steps. Finding true love is not difficult. With a little perseverance, you too can achieve true love and happiness. To get started, I suggest pulling together some supplies. These supplies include a computer [...]
Go faster!
Posted in Animals, Humor, Love, tagged Animals, dogs, Friends, Love, Personal on January 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Today I was walking through my house to get to the back porch to feed my dogs. My greyhound was so excited at the possibility of food, she shoved her nose up my butt to hurry me along. She’s done this before. It works. Cold nose in my butt, I move more quickly to escape [...]
Why We Celebrate Birthdays
Posted in Children, Family, Personal, Random Thoughts, tagged babies, life, Love, movies, parenting, purpose, Waitress on December 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I love the movie Waitress. I saw it twice at the theaters and now I own it. It’s an amazing movie. So well-written. So funny and sad at the same time. That moment when she says to the nurse, Give’er to me. Then looks at that baby and the rest of the world fades from view. Nothing [...]
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