Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. — William Congreve I have told more than one person that I work at resolving situations before I get truly angry, because once I get there, once I get truly angry as opposed to being simply irritated, bothered, or annoyed, then I lose any semblance of giving [...]
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You Know It
Posted in life, Love, Personal, Relationships, tagged Anger, contractors, Emotion, fury, home inspections, Home sales, house sales, life, Love, Personal, Relationships on June 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Please Advise this Would-Be Diplomat
Posted in Animals, Funny, Humor, life, Love, Personal, Politics, Relationships, tagged Animals, Congress, dogs, Iraq, life, Love, peace, Personal, Relationships, war on April 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So I think maybe I get why Congress can’t pull its head out of its ass about the Iraq war and do something different that moves us towards stabilization in the region and ultimately allows our soldiers to come home. The reason I’m able to understand this is that I’m kind of like Congress right [...]
Physical Therapy
Posted in Health, Humor, Love, Personal, Pointless Rambling, Politics, Random Thoughts, Relationships, tagged Health, Humor, Insomnia, life, Love, men, monsanto, Personal, Politics, Relationships, Women on April 14, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The Elbow, Lying on the Couch: When I was young, I fell and was broken. It was a hard fall. Out of a tree. The ligaments surrounding my cartilage were torn. I hurt for months. I was swollen. I couldn’t breathe properly. Physical Therapist: How do you feel about that? Elbow: It hurts, you know? [...]
Letter Again to Love Guru
Posted in Friends, Funny, How to, life, Love, Relationships, Sexuality, tagged Fun, How to, Humor, Love, men, Misc, Other, Relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Women on April 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well, I received a letter last week from a well-meaning young fellow. I have to say I am impressed with his fortitude in contacting me. He is obviously an intelligent person who knows when to ask for help. Here is his request: HI love guru i dont know ur reputation but having studied ur letters [...]
Dynamite Without a Fuse
Posted in Dharma, life, Love on April 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I have changed my mind. There will be no doozy. Sometimes we have huge lessons, but they have already been learned, so running into them again really isn’t such a big deal. It’s like playing with dynamite that has been defused. I am gradually realizing that in the past I have built up expectations based on [...]
Molly
Posted in Animals, Family, Health, life, Love, Personal, tagged brain tumors, dogs, illness, Love, pain, seizures on March 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Woke up this morning to my dog Molly having a major seizure. Her head was all twisted to the left her spine all to the right she could not stand she was shitting and pissing herself and her eyes were pointing in opposite directions. It was horrible. I’m kind of weirded out by the fact [...]
Interludes (or qualudes, if I took drugs)
Posted in Humor, life, Love, Personal, Relationships, Writing on March 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Qualudes: Effects are sedation, decrease in anxiety, loosening of inhibitions, and loss of balance. Some people experience pleasant body effects. Side effects include disorientation, extreme sedation, grogginess, and memory loss. Wheee! Sounds fun. Given the choice between a bruised heart and the disorientation of qualudes, I might have to take the drugs. Ha! Well now [...]
More Love Guru Love Letters
Posted in Funny, How to, Humor, Love, Music, Relationships, Religion, tagged clothes, Funny, How to, Humor, Love, makeup, men, Music, nails, Relationships, Religion, Sex, Women on March 23, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Here are some more letters to help ladies find their way to true love. Based on the sheer number of letters I’ve received, I am absolutely certain that many of you have similar questions and will find comfort in these answers I have provided. Dear Love Guru, My boyfriend says he doesn’t like the music [...]
Love Guru Love Letters
Posted in Funny, How to, Humor, Love, Relationships, tagged clothes, Funny, How to, Humor, Love, makeup, men, pubic hair, Relationships, Sex, underwear, Women on March 18, 2008 | 9 Comments »
I received many questions after posting my recipe for love. Clearly finding love can be a touchy problem, and one about which many would like to find some answers. I regret that because of the incredible number of inquiries I received, I simply cannot answer most of them personally. However I have compiled some of [...]
Love Guru
Posted in Funny, How to, Humor, Love, Relationships, tagged clothes, Funny, How to, Humor, Love, makeup, men, Relationships, Sex, Women on March 15, 2008 | 11 Comments »
There are clear steps to getting the man of your dreams. I am here today to provide you some insight into those steps. Finding true love is not difficult. With a little perseverance, you too can achieve true love and happiness. To get started, I suggest pulling together some supplies. These supplies include a computer [...]
Dharma Struggles
Posted in Dharma, Family, Love, Personal, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Writing on January 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I have been thinking a lot lately about being present in the current moment, living right here right now, because living anywhere else gets me into trouble. I have been struggling with this concept for some time now. I think I originally started with the Tao Te Ching a couple of years ago, and at [...]
Go faster!
Posted in Animals, Humor, Love, tagged Animals, dogs, Friends, Love, Personal on January 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Today I was walking through my house to get to the back porch to feed my dogs. My greyhound was so excited at the possibility of food, she shoved her nose up my butt to hurry me along. She’s done this before. It works. Cold nose in my butt, I move more quickly to escape [...]
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